COLBAR NEEDS YOU!!

Please come through. A bit more humor for the season, but if you just read, chuckle, wonder what kind of billable hours I am turning in these days what with the Turkey Drive on top of the to-do list, and go back to drafting, reading up on motion practice and wondering where you are going to put the relatives, and end up stumped by metaphysical queries regarding the meaning of life, ALL WITHOUT PULLING OUT YOUR CHECKBOOK..

YOU NEED TO TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND AND DONATE, DONATE, DONATE!!


FAQ'S THIS YEAR ABOUT PARTICIPATING IN COLBAR TURKEY DRIVE:


1. ¿Are handwritten checks OK? ANSWER: yes, but... try and learn how to pring checks, it's chicer (sheek-er) and an example of mind over machine. Handwritten negotiable instruments are so 18th century! (If you use a turkey quill, that might be OK).

2. ¿Is cash OK? - ANSWER: yes, but if over $10,000 we have to prepare a suspicious transaction report.


3. Do men ever take charge in the kitchen and prepare the Thanksgiving meal? ANSWER: See below...



Today being traditionally known as hump day, we feel it appropriate to remind everyone of all the joys of Thanksgiving: warm and fuzzy memories of turkey meals, meeting relatives, and so on, a proper time also to think of those less fortunate and to actually do something about it: contributing to Colbar's traditional Walter-Reynoso-Conceived Turkey Drive does the trick, clears your conscience better than dopamine-inducing tranquilizers, and all you have to do is SIGN A CHECK (any amount will do as long as it has four figures, you can count the ones that follow the period!) and mail it to: Maria Teresa Sallato, 9990 SW 77th Ave., #311, Miami, FL 33156.


Upon all those who have not yet pledged an amount (recommended minimum = $25, suggested minimum = $50, encouraged minimum = $75, demanded minimum = $100, beseeched minimum = $125; implored minimum: =$150, urged minimum, supplicated minimum, etc. as much as your pocket book can handle).



HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL !